Let's Have Intercourse - feat. Scott Michael Foster - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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"Let's Have Intercourse"
Starring Scott Michael Foster
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Rachel Bloom

Nathaniel:
UNFORTUNATELY, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, MAYBE YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT
FOR SOME REASON, YOU’RE NOW ON THE TOP OF MY TO-DO LIST
LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH, SO I CAN FOCUS ON OTHER TASKS

LET’S HAVE INTERCOURSE
JUST PRETEND I’M SEDUCING YOU
COME ON LET’S QUICKLY HAVE INTERCOURSE
SO I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE
MY BUSY LIFE

YOU AND I ARE BOTH HIGHLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
ALTHOUGH I’M IN MUCH BETTER PHYSICAL SHAPE
ONCE WE DO IT IT’LL BE LIKE, WELL THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS LIKE
THEN YOU’LL HOPEFULLY GO BACK, TO SEEMING WEIRD TO ME

BUT RIGHT NOW, LET’S HAVE INTERCOURSE
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY YOU WANT TO TOO
JUST SUPER QUICKLY HAVE INTERCOURSE
YOU COULD USE THE EXERCISE

SOMETIMES MY BODY WANTS THINGS THAT MY MIND DOES NOT
MY BODY WANTS THINGS THAT MAKE MY MIND GO, “UH, BODY, WHAT?”

WE’RE ANIMALS, IT’S UNFORTUNATE
SO COME ON LET’S CONTORTION IT
I WON’T BE BACK TO NORMAL ‘TILL I SEE WHAT YOUR NIPPLES LOOK LIKE

THEY’RE PROBABLY STRAIGHTFORWARD NIPPLES
I WON’T KNOW FOR SURE
UNTIL WE STOP WASTING TIME TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT AND WE SUPER QUICKLY (IT’LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND) HAVE INTERCOURSE
GOOD THING I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN OLD CONDOM IN MY WALLET