I Gave You a UTI (feat. Santino Fontana)

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"I Gave You a UTI"

Rebecca:
What are you doing? Why
Are you clapping? What's
Happening? Really, what's
Happening?

Greg:
Whats that burning feelin'
Every time you pee? Well
That's how it goes, after you
Have so much awesome
Sex with me.

I gave you a UTI! Yeah I gave
You a UTI! My sweet love
Injection caused a urinary
Tract infection! I'm just that
Good! I didn't even try, try, try!
I gave you a UTI...

Rebecca:
Its not a really a comment on the
Quality of sex, so much as a
Statement that a lot of sex has
Been occurring and there's been
A natural transfer of bacteria --

Greg:
(spoken)
Don't ruin this for me.

That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you. Yeah,
Sometimes chicks need
Medication after what I put them
Through.
C'mon, sing with me!

Rebecca:
I'm not going to do that.

Greg:
Fine

I gave you (I gave you) a
UTI (a UTI). Yeah I gave you
A UTI (a UTI). I'm so good at
Sex you maiden ship got
wrecked. My penis is the
Reason you may die, die, die.

Rebecca:
Awww that's so sweet...

Greg:
I gave you a UTI! One night
With me is pure ecstasy.
'Cause I know just what you
Like. But you should know for
A week or so you won't be able
To ride a bike.

(spoken)
Sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation
Fee because I know a lot of times
You have to book the specific
Bike in advance. Anyway --

I gave you (I gave you) a UTI (UTI).
Not an STD (No STDs). Just to
Clarify! If it hurts to take a leak
That's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs and gave
You and UTI - This guy!
I gave you a U-T-I. I gave you a
U-T-I. Gave you a U-T-IIIIIIIIIIIII.