Bonus Action Love ft. Kelli Siren

The main theme of a dating sim I worked on with Kelli Siren, Deemee, Omega, and Pocket Chicken. This song was originally made for a DND creator, I do not support, nor do I personally recommend anyone interact with. This song will be left up as reminder of fun project the artist community worked on, and for those who still get enjoyment out of this dumb song to still listen to.

Produced by me.
  / agentapeescape  

Featuring the vocals of Kelli Siren.
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  / kelli_siren  
   / sirenafatale  

Lyrics written by Deemee, Omega, and myself.
  / deemeeart  
  / omegaslant  

Art provided by PocketChicken.
  / pocketspecter  

Lyrics:

Chorus 1:

Take my hand, come with me.
Share this life, with +2 AC
You’re the XP for my heart, need you to level up
You made no advance, time for me to step it up.
Asked if you’re free, you’d spent your free action.
Begging and pleading, you had no reaction
Thought to myself what’s a girl gotta do
Roll for initiative, cos I’m coming for you

First Verse:

Why waste your bonus action,
We can use it for love and satisfaction,
You have ambition and avarice,
Show me adoration, and spare me a kiss
You used your movement to get away from me,
And I took my attack of opportunity

Chorus 2:

Take my hand, come with me.
Share this life, with +2 AC
You’re the XP for my heart, need you to level up
You made no advance, time to step it up.
Asked if you’re free, you had spent your free action.
Begging and pleading, you had no reaction
Thought to myself what’s a girl gotta do
Ready your action, cos I’m coming for you

Second Verse:

It’s a strange road that’s brought us together,
Hope you wanna travel forever,
A life with me is a gambler’s delight
We won’t ever have silent nights
Looking like the TOPs, but I think you’re more a bottom.
Our deals in the dark will make you stay, gottem
I’ll show you the meaning of romance,
Tear off my veil, give me a chance,

Bridge

I’ll give you my heart, shadow, and soul
Cause nothing will dare tear us apart
I’m the naughty farmer I grow straight freaks
I’m the naughty farmer I grow straight freaks
I’m the naughty farmer I grow straight freaks
I grow straight freaks, I grow straight freaks, I grow straight freaks
I'm a naughty lover, I make spreadsheets.
I'm a naughty lover, I make spreadsheets.
I'm a naughty lover, I make spreadsheets.
I make spreadsheets, I make spreadsheets, I make spreadsheets

Chorus 3:

Take my hand, come with me.
Share this life, with +2 AC
You’re the XP for my heart, need you to level up
You made no advance, time to step it up.
Asked if you’re free, you’d spent your free action.
Begging and pleading, you had no reaction
Thought to myself what’s a girl gotta do
Make a save
Take my hand,
Come with me
Share this life
with +2 AC

The time for mercy has passed
Cause I’m coming for you