KITTEH KITTEH Fatal Danger Part Deux - The Biggest Smallest Blockbuster of 2022

FINALLY after a 12 year nap it's here. Watch it, it’ll give your eyes boners. Eye boners. Awesome...

Then SUBSCRIBE, then give it another watch, get married, have kids, raise them responsibly, save for their education, send them to college, watch them graduate with your heart bursting with pride and your eyes welling with tears, then make them watch this too. Kitteh doesn’t get any money from this unless 30 billions of people watch it. That's 3.87 Earth’s worth of people. Get busy.

This film is OFFICIALLY not listed for the Academy Awards (™) but only because it is so blisteringly original and has so much complexity and depth that it would have won all of the Oscars (™), even ones it wasn’t up for, and probably some Nobel Prizes too. Hollywood would have been forced to shut down for another two years to recover and from that point on no film would be able to feature a cat without being accused of being derivative.
Here, in no particular order, are some other awards that it won’t be winning:

The Golden Globes (all the Globes)
The Palm d’Or
The Barfdaars
The Sundance
MTV Teen Choice Award
The Emmys, Grammys, Fields Medal, Booker Prize & The Great British Bake Off
And a Pulitzer