GMing A "Solo" Dungeon Crawl For Chat

Brothers and Sisters,

We are gathered here today to take on the roll of a doomed hero and embark on a narrative-driven "solo" DnD experience in the halls of a new randomly-generated dungeon!

All are welcomed and loathed in the chat.

Let us pray...

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I. THIS DUNGEON CRAWL...
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1;1 {Improv GMing} Is only prepped with a backstory because you all will be helping decide what is in each room as our hero moves through the dungeon {a random table of thematic ideas is brainstormed in chat and then rolled on each time our hero enters a new room}!

1;2 {Doomed} Is using my own homebrew system that prioritizes the "rule of cool" 99% of the time and "balanced" game mechanics as close to 0% of the time as possible {because making stuff up as you go, sudden epic damage spikes, and the looming threat of death around every corner is what makes this game fun}!

1;3 {Last Time} Is completely different from last time when we played the roll of an dim-witted bounty hunter whose search for a missing alchemist took him to a mindsquid-infested asylum.
https://youtube.com/live/gTadumzcJhY?...

1;4 {Unlocked} Was made possible thanks to generous superchats and channel memberships tithed by your brothers and sisters {members also vote on themes of future dungeons}!
https://www.youtube.com/@The_Church_o...

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II. MONSTER PSALMS...
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2;1 {Kickstarter} Is launching on Kickstarter early May 2024!

2;2 {RPG Book} Is a blasphemous tome of illustrations and random tables to give your 30 most iconic DnD monsters new an entirely new unholy existence at the table!

2;3 {Reformation} Is 100% human-made with illustrations by the amazingly talented Cameron Royce and writing straight from Father Doom's pulpit {macbook}.
https://www.instagram.com/cameron_roy...

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IiI. INDOCTRINATE YOURSELF...
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3;1 {YouTube} As a Member of this channel and be blessed one with member-only emojis and a digital copy of "LET US PRAY" every month {one PDF with all of last month's Patreon content}.
https://www.youtube.com/@The_Church_o...

3;2 {Patreon} As a Patron and be blessed with weekly system-agnostic homebrew, BTS posts, and access to my entire back catalog of random tables, 1pg dungeons, and other homebrew.
  / church_of_doom  

3;3 {Discord} As a member of our Discord server which is open to all brothers and sisters.
  / discord  

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IV. A BLOOD-SOAKED THANKS...
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4;1 {Cult of Doom} To these Patrons whose generous monthly tithings keep this priest fed;

4;2 {Martyrs} Cassie C. / Christian / King Kazon / Runehammer / Sir_Kardis

4;3 {Zealots} AlexWantsBeans / Bryen A. / DynaDynasty / Ricky Dunn