The most unhinged 7th Heaven episodes

I decided to rewatch 7th Heaven. These are some of my recaps for the most absurd episodes I’ve seen.

Episode List, in order of the recaps

S1 E13 “America’s Most Wanted” Mary steals a glass

S3 E8 “No Sex, Some Drugs, and a Little Rock n’ Roll” Mary takes energy boosters

S2 E7 “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” Karen is a local gang member

S4 E10 “Who Nose?” Simon gets caught up with paint huffers at school

S1 E10 “Last Call For Aunt Julie” Aunt Julie the alcoholic comes to visit

S4 E7 “Sin” Simon is caught using the middle finger at school

S2 E5 “Says Who?” Lucy tries to catch a bulimic girl

S2 E4 “Who Knew?” Mom admits to smoking pot

S2 E20 “Like a Harlot” Matt asks the school harlot to the prom

S2 E12 “Rush To Judgment” Lou has been hiding a secret autistic son

S5 E9 “Tunes” Norton slaps Lucy’s butt and Simon wears baggy pants

S2 E19 “Time to Leave the Nest” Simon brings a homeless girl home to keep as a pet

S3 E5 “And a Nice Chianti” Matt’s car is stolen by a pregnant teen carjacker

S6 E10 “Consideration” Simon is involved in a slow speed car chase